The C word is totally PM...

Cunt Haiku:

Use of the C word
can empower women by
showing their bad traits.

Women misbehave
in non-sexual ways. We
must acknowledge this.

Men can be bastards;
Women are capable of
terrible things too.


Nobody can argue about modernity Haiku:

If something can't be
clearly defined, just label
it as post-modern.

Hot Pants Explosion

Yesterday I bought some sparkly gold booty shorts, and I am excited to put them to good use.

Hot Pants Haiku:

When used properly,
hotpants can improve any
tough situation.


"In order to have a friend, you must be one" Haiku:

Or as Cami says
it: "You gotta put out if
you wanna get some."


CJ, if you want a friendship bracelet, you'd best put out!

Possible Future Purchase (NSFW)

I saw this fabulous dress on American Apparel.net, and based on the reviews, I just may HAVE to buy it!


Sexy Dress Haiku:

"I randomly showed
up in this at my boyfriend's
house. He went crazy!"


Maybe $42 is too much for this...

Sorry

I've been pretty busy. I'll try not to be a bitch and post more often.

CJ nooo!!! Haiku:

Somehow I knew that
you would be infected by
zombies. I'm so sad.


Age is Just a Number Haiku:

Hey miss, you wanna
see how a guy my age has
fun? Young sexy girls!

(This man proceeded to show me his pictures from the ComiCon. He was with some seventeen year old Wonderwomen.)


Waiting for the 48 Haiku:

I just got kick out
of my apartment. Can I
move in with you, babe?

Pissed off a li'l bit

Set them free Haiku:

If parents do not
learn to let their children do,
then they never will.

These children from those
parents will place a burden
on other people.




I have been reinstated to my role of chauffeur. What a warm welcome back. Not.

International House of Pillowfights

How I wish this accurately described my work environment. Today I wasn't all there, too much Benedryl, and too many old people.

Where's My 'Slaw? Haiku:

What the hell? This was
not in a basket in the
picture, stupid bitch!

In the picture it
is on a plate and comes with
coleslaw. FIX IT NOW!

International House of Party

Spencer renamed IHOP. Obviously IHOP is a party compared to the Claim Jumper.


Small Differences Haiku:

Today I noticed
that people drank water, not
juice. Thanks, recession!


But it could be worse Haiku:

"Drink diet coke since
you will eat some sugar. You
are on a diet."

The latter was said by an obese Hispanic mother to her chubby, twelve year old daughter, who was covered in plague-like acne, wearing fake nails with rhinestones. She had a terrible lack of self confidence. Maybe they should drink water.