Finally, some new haiku

I know I've been slacking, I need to add some new material, no excuses. Here are a few new haiku to get you through the day, and there will be plenty more where that came from.

Jew Haiku (Inspired by Michelle Nemetz):

Jews may be smart, and

they may be nerdy, but they 

party the hardest.

R.I.P. TRL Haiku

Carson Daly is 

all washed up, and his only

achievement is dead

Destruction Haiku

You destroy me while 

I destroy you. Mutually 

assured destruction.

I promise November will be over soon, and I'll be able to bring back the haiku madness!