Bad Spill

As many of you have heard/witnessed, I sprained my ankle on Saturday night at the Harry Potter party. I was doing the runningman, and landed on my ankle the wrong way. Needless to say, this has messed up my schedule, so now instead of going to the dorm to take a nap between classes, I have to be at the HUB or library, and actually do my homework.


Overconfident Runningman Haiku

Without caution, this
dance can result in busted
nuts and sprained ankles.


Sassy Potter Haiku

"So I stupified
that ho. She had no right to
insult my outfit!"

Bad Weekend Haiku

"Are you a victim
of domestic violence?"
"Uh, I don't think so..."

I'm actually not a victim of domestic violence. I was just trying to convince a nurse of this as my ankle is throbbing and I have a burn on my hand and bruises all over my leg. I am only clumsy, like a baby giraffe.