Cocktail?

I've never been a huge fan of cocktail sauce, and as I was stocking some at work today, I had some thoughts on it.

Cocktail Sauce Haiku:

Who would have thought that
the world's best things combined makes
a terrible sauce?


Who doesn't love cock? I'd have to say that I'm a big fan, whether it's on a man, or in chicken form, both things are great. And who doesn't love getting tail? Cock and tail should go hand in hand, yet, they make a terrible sauce.