It's that time of year...

that the fellas start wearing their jean shorts! Unless you can find the perfect wash and cut for you, this is a fashion no-no. I can't tell you how many horrible jorts I saw on campus today. Don't let this happen to you!






Jorts Haiku:

I.
Spring turns to summer
and what do I see? Awkward
men in awkward shorts.

II.
Hey man, you can't pull
off those shorts. You should let me
pull them off for you...