Today I learned that my CHID professor doesn't know doodley-squat about Martin Luther. He also kept saying "Diet of Worms" in a way that sounded like a real worm diet (like food), instead of diet as in "deity". Don't get me wrong, I love my professor to death, but if he would have taken a few hours to simply watch the movie "Luther," he would have gotten all of the same information (and more accurate information) along with pronunciations. So naturally, I tuned out after awhile, and worked on haiku...
Sparrow Haiku
This small flightless bird
occupies the ankles and
limbs of most hipsters.
Thomas Hobbes Haiku
Poor Thomas Hobbes was
associated with the
Divine Right of Kings.
Feminist Response to the Magna Carta Haiku
This sacred text gave
rights to every body.
Well, except the chicks.
Uncertainty Haiku
I wish I knew where
I was going in life. I
feel like such a prick.
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