I apologize in advance...

If you do not live in Mercer 3W, you will not understand these. If this is the case, imagine a really really whiny obnoxious girl who thinks that being liberal and drinking tea is the key to popularity, and right now she's going through an "I hate my parents" phase. She embarrasses me, because I am liberal and like weird stuff, but I try not to be annoying and I definitely don't impose on others' beliefs.

To my floor mates, I hope these entertain you, at least mildly.

"As a writer..." haiku

Constant chatter of 

sacred coffee rituals.

Pssh, you drink Folgers! 

"I like to be earth friendly" haiku

Take the stairs when your

friend takes the elevator

'cause you love the earth.

"We should form a bluegrass band" haiku

Let's form a bluegrass 

band. I'm so tired of the

shitty mainstream stuff.

Last straw haiku

Stop talking. Your false

sense of non-conformity

is so annoying.