Sorry I haven't been updating, I've been busy being snowed in and working hard at the hop. During these past couple of days, I have been reminded of the pain of changing out the syrups, the fury of angry customers, and the joy of winking at old people.
IHOP Haiku (number one million)
Sorry about the
omelet you rude, soulless,
fat pieces of trash.
Snopocalypse Haiku
"These gloves were the last
pair of women's gloves at the
local Fred Meyer!!!"
Snopocalypse Haiku II
"You could get frostbite
In twenty degree weather
so please stay indoors!"
Snopocalypse Haiku III (12/20/08)
We reached IHOP at
o-seven hundred hours.
It was abandoned.
Hopefully this weather won't last much longer. There are some people I would really like to see before I head back to Seattle. Merry Christmahanukkwanzikuh!
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