Thursday, December 11, 2008

I'm "home"

I'm back in Camas for about a month. I get to return to the joys of IHOP, my fat yet adorable cat, and Portland, though I no longer feel comfortable sleeping in my own room. My dad has been driving the Taurus, and he left a ton of middle-aged-man garbage in there. I spent three hours cleaning it out today.

Middle-aged-man Garbage Haiku

It took me three hours
to sift through fast food garbage
and numerous hats.


IHOP Remodel Haiku

Trying to fix up
IHOP is much like putting
lipstick on a pig.

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