I caved in. I'll be working at the International House of Pancakes on N. Aurora starting next quarter. This IHOP is much more ghetto than either of the stores in Vancouver; even worse than the IHOP on NE 82nd in Portland. Nonetheless, I'm slightly excited to begin working. There will be much more haiku material from this job, I promise you.
IHOP Qualifications Haiku:
Hopeful assistant
managers wear unicorn
socks, jeans, and old vans.
Waiting for the 358 Haiku:
I'm homeless. The name's
Lee, but I go by Zippah!
Like your pants zippah!
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