Today has been a franchise-filled day. I ate lunch at Red Robin, my father drove us 200 feet to IKEA, then we went to Borders book store, which had two GIANT book displays, cashing out on two major motion pictures: Twilight, and Watchmen. Disgusting!
Sold Out Haiku:
Consistency is
key; experience here what
you would anywhere.
Burnt burger? We can
solve that with a gift card. Thanks
for your business.
Oh yeah, watchmen, that's
like spiderman right? I like
superhero stuff.
I lost ten pounds. What?
Walk to IKEA? Don't be
so ridiculous.
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