I don't know how this girl has the ability to be everywhere I don't want her to be. I've begun to just accept it and find it funny. Someone on my floor started a list of her dumbest quotes, and they might make a show on youtube about her. I wasn't going to write anymore haiku about her, but something that she said last night, and something that she wrote on our RA's whiteboard (apparently she's a singer AND a writer) inspired me.
"I love hookah" haiku
I don't smoke that much
because I'm a singer. I'm
really an artist.
And in honor of Columbus day...
Columbus' sexual ambiguity haiku
Joseph Smith's muse had
a strange obsession with the
tropical parrots.
In honor of bad taste...
Someone on my floor has horrible taste haiku
I found Boys II Men
and Aaron Carter on one
iTunes library.
1 comment:
I don't want to do logic homework, so I thought I'd write you a haiku.
Your mechanized heart
does not feel, so you just write
a haiku instead.
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