What a day

I thought of a few new haiku today and decided that I should start posting them somewhere.

Seattle Haiku

I came here looking

for love, and all you offered

was a giant troll.

Surprise Haiku

I pick you up and

squeeze you. What a big cat! Oh

wait, it's a raccoon.

John Edwards Haiku

Expensive haircut

commits adultry with less

style than Bill Clinton.