In honor of thanksgiving and black friday

Sorry again, NaNoWriMo continues to take up most of my time, but there are only a little more than 2 days left for me to write, so I will be posting more haiku soon. Here are a few for now:

Thanksgiving Haiku

My uncle Jim wore 

a shirt that said "I support

our troops with prayer."

Black Friday Haiku

You wake up at three

to buy ugly shirts and socks

from JC Penney

Christmas Haiku

Christmas is in less

than a month. Display all of

your gaudy yard lights.

I'll be back soon. Just two days and 6,000 words left...

For you, my trendy friends...

Mostly for you transgender Mike, because you are a sarcastic pain in the ass :) 

Post-Modern Haiku

Everything is 

post-modern if you know how

to justify it.

How Ironic Haiku

Let's eat KFC.

Then we can drive our hummers.

Irony is hip.

Finally, some new haiku

I know I've been slacking, I need to add some new material, no excuses. Here are a few new haiku to get you through the day, and there will be plenty more where that came from.

Jew Haiku (Inspired by Michelle Nemetz):

Jews may be smart, and

they may be nerdy, but they 

party the hardest.

R.I.P. TRL Haiku

Carson Daly is 

all washed up, and his only

achievement is dead

Destruction Haiku

You destroy me while 

I destroy you. Mutually 

assured destruction.

I promise November will be over soon, and I'll be able to bring back the haiku madness!

Sorry I haven't been posting as often

I'm really busy with NaNoWriMo; I'm about 5,000 words behind and I need to catch up.

Here are a couple haiku in honor of the crazy David Bowie movies I've been watching this past week:

The Hunger Haiku

Watched it for Bowie,

loved it for the lesbian 

vampire bondage.

The Man Who fell to Earth Haiku

David Bowie is

thirsty, but falls in love with

a dumb psycho bitch.

And for the people of Mercer Hall:

"Fuckin' Brit" Haiku

Sorry I called you

a fuckin' Brit. I'm just a 

libelous Yankee.

One of the dumbest things I've ever heard

This girl keeps getting better and better

I've raised my standing in life Haiku

I am now the proud

godmother of a guinea

pig. I'm better now.