The Quest for Social Control

Serving food to middle aged men is a fast way to receive what are supposed to be compliments. So is simply putting up with your parents' perverted friend when he's had too much to drink. I don't know why these men think they own female sexuality, and I am even more confused as to why so many women put up with it.


Unsettling Haiku:

It's tragic when an
older man takes advantage
of a younger girl.

Yet, when an older
woman does the same to a
boy, the boy's a stud.

I don't want guys in
garments* telling me what to
do with my body.

I hate when you talk
about my body like it's
public property.

"You should model!" "You
shouldn't eat that!" "You're like a
centerfold!" FUCK YOU!


* Mormon Undergarments. In reference to Mormons taking a stand on "immoral" happenings and using political muscle to prevent loving couples from marriage.

And just so you know, all of the phrases in quotation marks have been said to me by IHOP customers.

I don't know how I've let this happen

Somehow I've let half of July slip by without adding a single haiku to this blog. Sorry everyone!


Why Lutherans are Better Haiku:

Contraception and
Harry Potter are just a
couple of reasons....


Twilight Can Suck it Haiku:

Vampire porn has
had its day, we've saved the best
for last. Now its here!!!


I'm so excited for HP6!!!! Even though I know that I'll be disappointed!!!