Up in the Frozen North

I am having a lot of fun in Sweden, but there have been more than a few WTF moments.

YOU MUST TRAIN HARDER! Haiku:

If I were bad man
you would be raped now! You must
learn how to fight men.


I think I'll pass on that second date haiku:

I hate Amur-cans,
but can I walk you home? You
seem nice enough.


Sad Times Haiku:

I have known you a
week, and already you rush.
Stop hurting yourself.

Most Eventful Time of the Week

Just watched MTV True Life "I panic" about young people who deal with panic attacks.

Finally Landed a Job Haiku:

"No, I am not a
stripper! I am a go-go
dancer! Get it right!"

Apparently that was a good job for her. She never panicked once. My kind of woman.

Um, hey!

So I know that it's been a ridiculously long time. Oops!

I guess I didn't get the memo haiku:

If you smoke pot, it
is mandatory that
you like Bob Marley.

Guess what? Bob Marley hated the gays.